New Cat Adoption Pillows

Cat Day Planner.

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Welcome to Cat Heaven

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Dog Dreams

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.