New Cat Adoption Pillows

Cat Day Planner.

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'

"I'm in the mood to swipe left on everything."

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Cat watching 'Catsablanca'

Welcome to Cat Heaven

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Copycats

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Dog Dreams

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"