New Business Relationship Prints

"I just want to say how happy we are to have you as a new client. Respect for the customer is our obsession."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Profit

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Speed Dating for Turtles

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Romance

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

Team Leader

'The Board has chosen you to handle the restructuring because you have no heart.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"Mr. Right!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

I only have eyes for you

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Relationship Warning Lights

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'