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"I gave you my number so you could call me, not run a background check."

New Boyfriend.

"You'll love Alex. He's got a lovely sense of humour."

'I adore a man of many parts.'

'Of course we're compatible. Henry and I have exactly the same carbon footprint.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'He likes you!'

Shepherd and eurydice

'I sent out for everything.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Killer Executive Suits.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Talk nerdy to me."

"What's a patent?"

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.