Neutrino Enthusiast T-Shirts

"One hundred million neutrinos are passing through our bodies every second, and we're worried about the price of coffee."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Ukraine Crisis

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

Nato Membership

Science And Society 1923

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."

"A possible eureka."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Nuclear Capacity.

Ironically, it was the team member known only as 'Gur' who found the missing link...

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

Europa Clipper

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Happy New Ear!'

"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

Nuclear lineup

'This underground facility allows us to be closely involved with proton decay, gravity waves, neutrinos and the growing and selling of mushrooms.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Sometimes I wonder how things would have turned out, if I'd gotten Mom's eyes and Dad's hair.'

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"