
Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.
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Switzerland Stuck in the Middle of EU Conflicts.
"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
Punk Reindeer
Monuments
First love.
Neutral Man.
Australian punk
Famous U.S. Cracks: The Liberty Bell & Roy
'What's wrong with you?'
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.
Royal Picnic
The Sinking of the Moskva
Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly
The tree of liberty can survive only so much grafting.
'Is there anyway that I could specialize in corporate law and still be one of the good guys.'
"To the lady in the harbor."
"If you pause for just a beat before 'and the home of the brave,' it helps to sell the bit."
Components of the program vs. funds.
"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."
Small Briton talking about French invasion
The Street Kid at Christmas.
"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."
"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."
Zen Buddhist Diary
Countess
Deepwater Fish
"I guess I was hoping Anarchy in the USA would be a lot more fun than this."
"I'm a do-gooder, Maggie. It's not easy."
The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts
The Lamest Story Ever Told Is the One That You Tell Yourself Has To Be True
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