Neurosurgeon T-Shirts

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"We found this in your brain."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

'Step in here, Henderson - we want to pick your brain.'

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

The portion of your brain dedicated to passwords.

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

Brain maze

'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'

'I really hate going to hospital.' 'I know. It's unfortunate you're a neurosurgeon.'

'But for his recurring hiccup attacks, there goes a great brain surgeon.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Priority Lobes of a Dogs Brain

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

Brain Injury

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."

Annual Amnesia Convention

'I see a hairline fracture, some misconceptions and lots of useless information.'

'Phwoar! Full frontal cortex.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.

'Brain surgery app.'

How the mind of a golf ball works.

Man with a lizard brain.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'