Neurosurgeon T-Shirts

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"We found this in your brain."

"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."

'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'

'Step in here, Henderson - we want to pick your brain.'

"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."

The portion of your brain dedicated to passwords.

'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Brain maze

'I really hate going to hospital.' 'I know. It's unfortunate you're a neurosurgeon.'

'This is not exactly rocket science - it's just brain surgery.'

'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'

'But for his recurring hiccup attacks, there goes a great brain surgeon.'

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

Priority Lobes of a Dogs Brain

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Man with a lizard brain.

How the mind of a golf ball works.

'Brain surgery app.'

Neurosurgery correspondence school diploma on the wall of a surgery center.

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

'I see a hairline fracture, some misconceptions and lots of useless information.'

Visual gag (a small microsurgeon's office).

Annual Amnesia Convention

Brain Injury

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"We know how much we know about the brain but not how much we don't know."

'See? Right there where the brain's supposed to be? Nothing but a head full of sports statistics.'

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'