Neuro-enthusiast Mugs

"Rather than have you take a test, we'll scan your brain to see what you know."

The Map of the human brain

Team Leader

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

Spindle Neurons

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

How information mingles in our brains

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Information is moved via neurotransmitters from neuron to neuron via the synapses into the brain where it is then retrieved by the memory via a slap on the back of the head."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

"If you bring joy and enthusiasm to everything you do, people will think you're crazy."

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."