Networking Event Prints

"Now remember, it's not a cocktail party, it's an overlapping dialogue workshop!"

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

"Take your pick—those people are talking schools. Next to them is real estate, and over by the stairs is money."

'Come in. Have a snack. Have a drink. Talk to some people. Leave.'

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

"Seems like all of Nancy’s nonprofit work is going to her head."

"... and this one is for – oh, for heaven’s sake – this isn’t my uniform!"

Men Networking

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

I'm out of business cards. Here,give me your hand.

Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

'Jenny.Schwartz@procom.net...meet Andrew626@aol.com.'

What do you do...I don't know why I'm asking, I don't give a toss...

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Moses on the web

Go team!