"What did you think of the encryption article?"
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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!
Networking
"He's a guard dog."
'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'
"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."
Dog barking at everything except a burglar.
"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."
"On a positive note, he's not our boss. He's the guy who stole our boss's identity."
"You're either lying or not telling the truth."
"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."
"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
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'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'
"Thank God! Someone to network with!"
"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'
"Ok, I found a secure line."
"Beware of Don"
"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
"I say we move on to dessert."
"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"
"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"
CCTV in church.
Mou...Man trap!
"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'
"Good afternoon, Ted. I'm your online presence."
"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"
'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'
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