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'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Gay Times...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Good Luck!

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

Collective Psyche

Pearly King and Queen

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Ironing day.

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

A businesswoman's desk breaks under the weight of the 'in' pile

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"