Nesting Doll Lover Pillows

"I hate packing for trips."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Early Piety

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"He's gonna be in and out for a while, so we should write something funny on his forehead."

Tired Barbie

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Next meeting back to paper. Everyone missed doodle."

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

So that's it? I've tweeted a risque photo of my bicep. What happens next? We wait for the outpouring. I'm ready. Bring on the outrage. C'mon media! Let's hear your disgust that some old man would brazenly send such a lascivious photo. Then, with the world looking at me, I'll astound them with my idea of a universal health care system! Wait. Wait. Not yet. it's time for my first nap of the day. Can we do this later? What? Zzzzz. Best way for this to end.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

Dollphins

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Let's take off all their personal protective equipment."

Child with doll in the sea

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"I met my husband at a wedding. Everyone said he was the best man."

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Tired Woods

"Nap time."

Bird at desk has eggs in-tray and hatched eggs out-tray.