Nest Fashionista Pillows

Hmm, no, I think I liked it better over there.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Elvis Presley

'Anyone else would be satisfied with one coat, but not you!'

I'm looking for a useful gift for a newborn. Nature's Baby Boutique. We have a large selection of essentials. Here are the 100% organic, fair trade, hand-dyed pashimina diaper covers. Wow! Nothing says "essential" like popped-on pashimina. A little dry-cleaning and it's good as new.

Duchess

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"At home with a superhero!"

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

Designer Baby.

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

Bikini Between Buildings

Baby tries on jumpsuit but it is much too big.

"be embarrassed,modom-lots of people have feet your size..."

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Pandemic Fashion

Eve trying on different leaves

Miss Liberty's Occasional Household Slippers

"This whole rustic look is getting to be a bit of a bore."

'You'd run a lot faster if you didn't wear all that gear.'

'Which way to the club house?'

"And of course you get a company car!"

Mushrooms Fashion

"Uh, I've gotta go teach a zoom class."