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'I'm sure looking forward to this mountain goat hunt. How about you, Ben?'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'It's no use. Even the mountains remind me of the office.'

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"I just remembered... I forgot to turn off the sink."

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

"Yup, one big happy family enjoying the great outdoors."

'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'

Product Recall (aeroplane)

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

'Here comes the proud father, now!'

Excess Baggage: The conception of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

mountain climer finding a guru wearing a covid mask and a sign that says 6 feet please.

Coast to coast walk.

'I don't think he is a confident flyer.'

Foot in ice cube.

'If you're teaching him how to drive, what are you doing back there?'