Nerve Wrangler Mugs

'Nerve tonic, shake well before use'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

'Did you want me, boss?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Zoom Rodeos

An expletive of editors

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Psychotic mood swing.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Menace.

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

"I never realized how many wires and cords we used. And that's just from my office."