Nerve Wrangler Mugs

'Nerve tonic, shake well before use'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Hang on, I need to find an outlet for my phone, computer and coffee maker. Caf

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Zoom Rodeos

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

An expletive of editors

Unsubscribe-A-Mole

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'Hey buddy, it's supposed to be stand-UP comedy.'

Menace.

"Hold on, one more thing to go."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Psychotic mood swing.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Super Plant Food.

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'