Nerd With Taste Prints

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Honest Vending

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Ice Cream Flavors

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

Whistler's Motherboard

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Deep intellectual thoughts, but not enough common sense to keep from falling off a wall

Nerd night out.

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

The King and his PC.

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

"Well, before computers there were girls."

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

"This wine has hints of rebellion with a lingering finish of rugged individuality - did you buy this to defy me?"