Nerd With Taste Prints

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Honest Vending

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Knights of the Square Table.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Ice Cream Flavors

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'In case of emergency, break glass.'

"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Nerd night out.

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"If I'm billing six hundred dollars an hour, lunch just cost me $ 638.75."

'..And Sutherland here is researching dork energy.'

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

"Well, before computers there were girls."

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

'Don't just gulp it down like that! Smell the bouquet, savour the flavour on your palate!'

'Hey Nerd! You should only graffiti cool stuff.'