Nerd Squad Member Mugs

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

'The buck teeth, the thick glasses, the white socks, the pocket protector.... You're a software pirate, aren't you?'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"He's my school project for science class."

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'That guy believes in time travel. He said he'd knock me into next week.'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

"Whither NATO?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Who put that thing there?'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.