Neighborhood News Reporter Mugs

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Suburban street.

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"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

Interrupted Shower.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

"What's he doing now?"

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gossiping neighbours.