Neighborhood News Reporter Mugs

E-Mailing over the Garden Fence

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

Suburban street.

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"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

The Burbs

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Interrupted Shower.

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

"What's he doing now?"

'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

Gossiping neighbours.

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."