Neighborhood Hustler Prints

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'For Sale by Neighbor'

The Real American Dream

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Sugar Fix.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

"Well he's sweating, pale, and out of breath, but then again he's not used to being home doing the housework."

Robinia Floribunda

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"It's been a rainy winter."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty, and don't destroy the rainforest.'

'Normally, Schowalter, I applaud initiative, but....'

"It's my side rustle."

The slide continued: many of the staff took second jobs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.