Neighborhood Gossiper Mugs

"... And in other news: Still no truce at 75 Greene Street, apartment 3F."

'He says he's training to be a world champion weightlifter - With a knife and fork.'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'Looks like housing starts are up.'

Suburban street.

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Pal, you're a guitar lesson flyer in a math tutor part of town."

"So does George still enjoy his woodworking?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

The Life of a Sentient Rock

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Interrupted Shower.

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

'Beware of the Dog poo'