Neighborhood Dynamics Enthusiasts Prints

Mrs. Krassner, stop leaving Mr. Krassner on our steps! Please take care of.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Autumn Leaves

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Interrupted Shower.

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"There exists within each of us the infinite potential to become the neighbor from hell."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blissful Acres - An Ignorant Community

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

If you lived here, this sign would block your view.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"The bakery-to-skinny-people ratio in this neighborhood doesn't make any sense."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

"You know that summer's arrived when you can hear four different radio stations from your own lawn."

(Used to be) END.

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

'How very Putney!'

'You know, we've got to remove that trapdoor below the welcome mat someday.'

'It's a friendly neighborhood'