Neighborhood Busybody T-Shirts

$1: Family Secrets

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Tommy!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Interrupted Shower.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

Snow Plowing

How very Balham!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"What's so funny? She had to go!!"

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"It does seem an odd place to put it."