Neighborhood Block Party Mugs

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"I said 'neighborhood watch'; they said 'peeping Tom.' "

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

'John... is that a collar?'

Bayonne Festival

Interrupted Shower.

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS

Cycle Lane

Neighborhood hygiene

How does she get her grass so green?

"Things have gotten bad here. There's talk of a war with another gated community."

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

"Steve and Sue, clean up after your mutt or else!"

"Yes, Frank's a slob, Mary...but I doubt that's why aliens haven't used your landing pad!"

I'm earlier than usual this evening due to an elevated level of chatter at home.

'We bought thinking we'd enjoy being only a stone's throw from the playground.'

"You got another letter from the neighborhood association..."

Clancy:Survey Question

'The neighbourhood Watch Scheme!' "Damn, his roses are doing much better than mine"