Neighbor With Pets Prints

'It should be interesting. I've seen some of the stuff he collects.'

"Excuse me, sir. Do you carry any poo-pourri?"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

$1: Family Secrets

Cats on Board.

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"He ran out of pee."

"Trust me – she's a witch."

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

Man look over neighbours fence at a man mowing his lawn. He is wearing a suit of armour to protect him from stones being thrown up by mower.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

"Let me through, I'm a busybody."

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

'Our human learned how to sit, shake hands, and heel with me. She learned a lot in obedience school!'

'It's so cold in here, and the heat is on full blast!'

"When you adopt a dog from a rescue centre you never know what bad habits they might have."

Pavlov's neighbor gets a wind chime.

"Don't worry about him. It's all a bluff."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"Our forefathers died to give us our most cherished freedom. The fight to absolutely terrify every dog and cat in the land every 4th of July."