Neighbor Rivalry Enthusiast Prints

'I'll stop playing when you stop snoring!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Her next door is LIVID - her husband's only got a septic big toe!'

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Keeping up with the jones

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

Dueling Christmas Lights

"..Just bring me anything that'll scare my little sister"

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

'I'm looking forward to when he's 5 years old so I can boss him around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'

Why are you stinging yourself? Why are you stinging yourself? Scorpion older brothers are the worst.

"That Marc Anthony's no big deal. You take away his looks, his talent and his personality...and what do you have?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."

'The three essentials for any work of art are content, composition, and how envious it makes the neighbors.'

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"I hope you kept the box it came in."

'How very Putney!'

Hey, I was gonna eat right there! Mom!!

"When I suggested playing football with your baby brother..."

'He has my Mom's eyes and my Dad's nose, and yesterday he ate MY crayons!'

Skinny sour-faced twins scowling at each other.

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

Noisy Neighbours

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."