
'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'
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'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.
"Here's what I'm gonna do."
I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....
'When we get there let me do the double talking.'
'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'
'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'
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'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'
"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"
"Well, it looks like the merger is off."
"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"
'Mr. Dawson, about when I said 'don't pull any punches'...'
"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."
'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'
'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'
'Try and be negative in a positive way.'
'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.
"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"
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Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.
'Pick a contract...any contract!'
'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'
'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'
'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'
'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'
'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'
Mayhem, Inc. Part 21
"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."
'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...
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