Needlework Nomad Prints

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

I quilt therefore I am

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

Arts and crafts

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Woman knitting a washing line.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

Acupuncture clinic

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'I was thinking acupuncture might cure his laziness. . .'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

Multitasking

Bless this horse

Maid with her sewing basket

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Acupuncture darts.

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'