Neck-support Enthusiast Pillows

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"1-1"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Why giraffes hate winter

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"In da house"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

Hazard of texting

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

'My elbow has a cold!'

Squirrel Salon

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Free neck massages.

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"Do you worry about hoarding?"

Pisa Chiropractic.

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

Looks like somebody's wearing extensions.

Tips For Efficient Living: #1

V-Neck painter.

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

Fernmont Chiropractic's new spinal-column bridge made going to the chiropractor much more fun.

"Mr. Hypotenuse, I'll need you to sine this, and Mrs., I'll need you to cosine. I'll need to stop at the store on the way home for milk and bread, and, then..."