Neck-support Enthusiast Pillows

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

"1-1"

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Why giraffes hate winter

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'How can I get mad at him for sleeping on the job? It was I who told him that taking naps was healthy.'

"In da house"

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Hazard of texting

Squirrel Salon

'My elbow has a cold!'

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"

Cambridge dons go hungry as they work out the perfect slice of pizza.

Free neck massages.

"What are you foals doing in the pond?"

'Be sexy! Wear a tie'

"There we go. How’d that feel, Frank? … Frank? … Mr. Blume? Oh, no."

Institute of Solid Geometry and Institute of Plane Geometry

"He wags, but his tail doesn't."

Bishop with mitre too big to get through door.

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

"It is a new thing I've come up with! I think it makes me look important!"

V-Neck painter.

Tips For Efficient Living: #1

"Do you worry about hoarding?"

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'