Navy Sailor Mugs

Sailor and mine

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

Submarine and beer

Servicemen.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

COWMIKAZES

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Helicopter

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

Admiral in the bath.

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

'Honda has recalled the U.S. Sixth Fleet due to leaky sunroofs.'

'I know you didn't just reach through the torpedo tube and grab those fish.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

'Oops! Butter-fingers.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'