Navigator Jokester Mugs

"I have to be honest Harold, I'm surprised you found this place at all."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bicycle sat nav.

Fishing from the Pier

Island of Lost Guys.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Confused drivers

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"A catfish ate my homework."

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

The Principal of Inertia.

Black Hole Corks

I don't care if you hate that word – I'm hangry.

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

Men Against Asking for Directions. M.A.A.D. Does anyone know where we are? Lost Cause.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Phil blows his interview before even sitting down.

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

School Crossing

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

The James Webb telescope is going to change everything. How so, cretinous oaf? It's going to let us see much farther into deep space than ever before. And the farther we see, the further back in time we're seeing. Do you understand what this means, Sadie? I don't have all day. Get to the point dweeb! It means we'll see the earliest stars and galaxies there ever were. We may even see all the way back to the Big Bang itself. We'll finally know for certain whether it was you. Busted. That singulari