Navigator Jokester Mugs

"I have to be honest Harold, I'm surprised you found this place at all."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Bicycle sat nav.

Fishing from the Pier

Island of Lost Guys.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

Confused drivers

". . . And how long have you felt alienated?"

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"A catfish ate my homework."

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Black Hole Corks

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

The Principal of Inertia.

"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."

"Is there anything else I can do wrong for you?"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Pamplona bull instructions - Running with the Idiots.

School Crossing

"Sorry, professor... A black hole sucked in my homework!"

Rock the boat.