Navigational Escapade Enthusiast Mugs

"You again? Right! Turn around and go as far as you can until you come to the end of the world - then drop off!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Sailor in Car.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain steering house through flood.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Lighthouse Beam.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Fish or Cut Bait

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Going to Sea.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'