Navigation Challenged Mugs

"We've been from sea to shining sea! Why don't you admit you're lost!"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Recalculating route..."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The Lost World: You are Here

'It's okay - he knows how to use the GPS.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Bicycle sat nav.

You are here.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'