Navigating Pandemic Restrictions Gifts

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Self-Isolating Hamster

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Coronavirus crisis

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Keep out - Covid-19

The 12 Days of Covidmas

Five Stages of Lockdown

All of this is very doable-

One line a day... Diary 2020

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

Adam and Eve and the coronavirus

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises