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"It's part of the government's new strategy for housing single parents."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

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"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Who Let the Dawg In?

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

Burbank Imposes Parking Fee on RVs

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

Homeless count.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Early House Hunting.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

'Can I assume from the rent that this place comes with its own butler?'

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

"Charlie's really interested in co-operative housing..."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

"We've townsized."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'