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Battle of New Madrid - Union Mortar Rafts Firing at Island No. 10, Missouri

Confederate Ram Arkansaw Cuts Through Union Fleet at Vicksburg

Britain's Shipbuilding for Confederates - One of Laird's Steam Rams

Remote control pirate bully

Servicemen.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Destroyers"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Late Night with Patrick O'Brian

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

A grave with an anchor and periscope

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Battleship Bingo Night.

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Victorian Royal Navy

Napoleon marches off alone

Admiral in the bath.

Horatio Nelson

'Kiss me Hardy.'

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Iron clad sailors

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark