Naval Tactician Aficionado Prints

"Oh U! The German periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Lighthouse Beam.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

COWMIKAZES

"There's always a period of adjustment whenever you hire a new crew."

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Pirate captain: 'I'm so embarrassed! I walked around all day with my swash unbuckled!'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Call me Ishmael."

Set sail