Naval Nostalgia Lover Mugs

"Anchored on the far side, we have the oldest ship in the fleet."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

'Hardy I see no chips!'

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

On board the MS Hepatology

"Long Johns Silver."

Admiral in the bath.

Battleship Bingo Night.

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

High tide.

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I was in a different place then."

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

"You look good for your age."

'Jack?! Long time no see! Gimme a high five!'

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'