Naval Enthusiasts Prints

Elephant's submarine too small - 'The unit on this plan is metre not foot!'

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Servicemen.

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Boat wedding.

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Sperm Whale.

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fishing boat.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

'Hardy I see no chips!'

COWMIKAZES

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It became increasingly difficult for the captain to reward his crew and still maintain his ferocious reputation.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'