Naval Battle Re-enactor T-Shirts

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Warrior Woman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'The knights are drawing closer'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

The Use of Cavalry

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'After A Knights Hard Day'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Grim Reaper and the 7th

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Soldier in medieval battle says: 'Oi, take it easy! This is an English Heritage site.'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Battle.

'Shall we call it a draw?'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

La Fille du Regiment

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

Injured soldier receives first aid.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about a key to the city?'

Lost your helmets during the battle, huh? Who's laughing now?