Naval Battle Re-enactor T-Shirts

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Warrior Woman

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'The knights are drawing closer'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

The Use of Cavalry

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

Grim Reaper and the 7th

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

The origin of 'Rorke's drift' has long been a subject of intense speculation.

'Shall we call it a draw?'

Battle.

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

La Fille du Regiment

'So then I said, 'Dou you guys want to live forever?' And Corporal Grant said, 'Hell no, let's go for it!''

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Ever try beating a ploughshare into a sword?'

"Last chance - take back what you said about my wife."

Injured soldier receives first aid.

A battle between Danes and Saxons.

'As a typically observant medical provider, the extremely high levels of iron in your system have me quite puzzled.'

'You know I felt pretty confident until I saw that sign... I mean, didn't we really get whupped in that fight?'