Nautical Thrill-seekers Mugs

"Shred the plank."

Faster, Georges, faster!

Boat wedding.

'Slip Ahoy!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Fishing boat.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'It was this big. I swear'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

Fisherman has his dinghy punctured by a swordfish.

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

The Happy Ship

Scuba Diving Devil

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'I see lot's of water...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

'And when you want to go to the toilet would you please bark.'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

"Dammit, he's adorable!"