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"Oh, BUDDHIST camp. Our bad, Cap'n."

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Split the last one?

Buck Naked

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

Possums that ski.

"Just the steak for me and my friend will have the carbon dioxide and the water with the sunlight."

'It's the worst possible diagnosis a bear can receive -- sleep apnea.'

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

Glimpses One Dollar

"I told you to stop biting your nails."

'Good, lots of waxy buildup.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

'Collar-optional resorts.'

Why Crabs Make Lousy Soldiers.

Seriously, try leaving them out for a day. They're delicious al dente!

Sheep with its wool unwinding because it's snagged on a tree

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

The natural selection process in golf.

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

Cover my mouth when I cough? with what?

Autumn Only $5 Per Bag

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"HOWL!"

"Yes, I'll marry you, but you understand you'll have to clean up your den right?"

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Listen, I'm flattered, but it's safer for you if we just stay friends...'