Naturism Supporter Pillows

REPENT! Get back to nature

Bee flying to another flower.

"Privates Beach"

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

"Plastic?"

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

Hedgehog Mortuary.

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Zero emission vehicles

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

"Dam kids..."

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

'That's climate change for you!'

'...You need to eat your Greenies so that you grow-up big and strong like Daddy!'

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

Stress

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'