Naturism Supporter Pillows

REPENT! Get back to nature

Bee flying to another flower.

"Privates Beach"

"That's mine!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would you look at that! New rooftop gardens, new community gardens: maybe the human race is not doomed after all..."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

Seals - Pick your own.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Plastic?"

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

"Use your indoor voice!"

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

False Modesty: Naked sunbathing woman wears a veil.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Zero emission vehicles

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"Dam kids..."

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

'That's climate change for you!'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

Stress

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'