Naturism Culture Fan Prints

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

REPENT! Get back to nature

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Mamoose...

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'

"It's time your father woke up. Go rattle the people's garbage cans next door."