Naturism Culture Fan Prints

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

REPENT! Get back to nature

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Dad, did you say 'someday all this will be theirs'?' 'No, me say, 'The IRS's'.'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

Mamoose...

"Is the salmon fresh?"

"I'm more of a day owl."

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'You know there was time there, about 40,000 years ago, when we could have completely wiped them out if we had put our minds to it.'

Steve Irwin.

"Sorry Ma'am, but lamb delivery is only available in Spring..."

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

"Relax, he's just checking his p-mail."

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I'm real jumpy today. I hope they tranquilize us for one of their experiments."

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

"What pheromone are you using?"

The male of the species approaches the cafe counter. What's that, Mr. Pinkerton? Careful not to disturb those around him, the male scans his surroundings. His senses, his vision and his sense of smell have been honed by years of evolution and survival. Sniiif! At last, the male makes his move! He orders one slice of rhubarb pie, a la mode! You want pie? Suddenly, he is alerted to danger. The male seeks refuge behind a petunia! … but is it too late? No pie for him. The male will have a salad. The

Van Gogh. . .Goghing. . . Goghing. . . Goghne.

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

'Do you realise what a find this is?'

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

Everytime I fan my tail feathers, I throw out my back.

'Every day they get bolder.'