Nature Show Fan Mugs

'They're really putting on a show today.'

'Oh, she came on to you, did she? Listen, I saw the whole thing on the nature channel, you fool! The mating call, the dance, the strut, the display of feathers. And just like me, she fell for it!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Grace For Flies

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Life is for the birds.

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Swan Fairy Tales

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Painting clouds

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”