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"At last, just me and nature."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Due to public pressure international wildlife groups give the Canada goose the official status of 'annoying.'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Flowers in the city

Painting nature.

Feathered frenzy

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

Urban lunch

Big Apple Bears

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"Okay...maybe it's true... Maybe I should get the kids out of the house more often."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

The grass is always greener.

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'That's what I hate about Rental Boats.'

"I'm going to go out and make my mindful connection to nature while we still have time."

Glad we moved out of the City

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."

“As a super-ager my real super power is being able to message my friends.”

"Rats, we have to move out: Looks like the Internet is down, the kids are coming out with a ball to play..."

Urban therapy.

Grass Under Concrete