Nature's Note-taker Pillows

God's Seasonings

"Admit it, we're lost."

Musical Web

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Butcher a tune for you today, ma'am?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

Man and bird

"Suddenly I'm feeling paranoid about all the notes you're taking."

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

When pedants take a break.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

Music Piracy

"I have made some notes about last night's story, that I would like you to clarify."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

'You got sticky notes.'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

Happy Student.

'Unusual weather for June'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Hang on Darling, this doesn't feel right..."

Love note discovered by teacher

"Who says no one writes letters anymore?"

The Saxophonist

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

Organic gardening

The World of People

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"Polishing my mouse just doesn't have the same calming effect as sharpening my pencil."

Marketed music.

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'