Nature's Matchmaker Gifts

'Here's your room... Just put your sample in here and buzz me when you're ready.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Medicinal plants

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

Ornithologist

Grass huggers.

Man and bird

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

Luther Burbank

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

Horoscope: Sagittarius. You could visualize the results of some of your plans when the perfect partner comes to your aid.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

Leaf Blower.

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

DIY milk and cookies

Marty tries his best to be a friend of Planet Earth.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'Hey Vicky! Chasing dandelion seeds again?'

Soulmates.

God's Seasonings