Nature's Marvel Observer Pillows

"Mother Nature is fantastic....and there is Mother Fox with her babies, their little faces covered with the blood of a hare they just caught and ripped to pieces!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

The prying mantis,

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

What does aloof mean?

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

Vegetarian Birds

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Beware of the frog"

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Farmer and FIsherman

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