Nature Puzzler Mugs

"Stop it! That's creepy..."

Packaging Russian Dolls

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Problem Solver Wanted

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

'The problem with working with pirates is understanding them: They talk really strangely...'

"What the heck does 'gnark gort' mean? Maybe I should come back when you learn speech."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"You still working on your car?"

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"So the year '2020' can also be written. . ."

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

Secateurs and non-secateurs

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

If a tree falls in the forest, and a mime hears it, does it make a sound?

"Hey - a crop circle! Let's land here...."

"Sudoku for Dummies"

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

"Now where did I park my car?"

"I want to enjoy the greener grass on the other side of the fence, but the problem is that I don't know where that fence is."

Fake ecologist

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

'This chart indicates that the big hand is on the 12, and the small hand is on the 5. Who knows what this means?'

'I'm gonna go with C: girls make my brain hurt.'

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."