Nature Photography Buff Gifts

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Painting clouds

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

Romantic Giraffes

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Bears catching fish