Nature Photography Buff Gifts

"Hey, listen, Bob. Can I call you back? Another group of tourists is here."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Painting clouds

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Polluted geese

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Bears catching fish

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."