Nature Observation Prints

'I never get tired of watching them.'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

Bear toilet.

The Water Diviner

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'For accuracy, it suggests you look out of the window and check the pine cone!'

Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

The Brexiteer Birdwatcher

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'I always get up late...it confuses the birds!'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Commands Respect

'If a rooster can crow why can't a crow rooster?'

Mobile Chameleon Disguise

'The secret is to spot them before they spot you.'

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

Bryan cathces a glimpse of the elusive 13 point dual-mirror buck.

'Maybe el niño has effected their sense of direction.'

"Damn floral activists."

Terrainspotters.

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'Once in a while, I fly around in the daytime: The colours are so amazingly beautiful...'

"Dear Editor, Today I heard the first bird of Spring...."

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"I wasn't expecting overcast today."

"Hey mister! I saw you eating that frog: are you French?"

Gatekeeper Butterfly