Nature Observation Prints

'I never get tired of watching them.'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'I don't need your bloody help, I just need you to listen!'

Bear toilet.

The Water Diviner

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'For accuracy, it suggests you look out of the window and check the pine cone!'

Back just a liiiittle more... Okay, perfect. Now hooold it... Hoooold it...

The Brexiteer Birdwatcher

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'I always get up late...it confuses the birds!'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

'It all started with a bag of old bread!'

Commands Respect

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

Bryan cathces a glimpse of the elusive 13 point dual-mirror buck.

"He turns around and drops dead of a heart-attack before we even pounce on him! That's quite an anti-climax to a good stalking, isn't it..."

"Huh! I always thought it was just an expression!"

"Those thieving blue tits are getting bloody lazy...!"

Butterflies

'This catch and release thing is good, but Harry is abusing it.'

'The secret is to spot them before they spot you.'

Mobile Chameleon Disguise

'Ha! I see a massive grey blanket too.'

'Maybe el niño has effected their sense of direction.'

'If a rooster can crow why can't a crow rooster?'

"Damn floral activists."

Terrainspotters.

'Once in a while, I fly around in the daytime: The colours are so amazingly beautiful...'

"Dear Editor, Today I heard the first bird of Spring...."